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Pirates of the Caribbean Script

Young Elizabeth: ?We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up ? huh?

Gibbs: Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don?t want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?

Norrington: Mr. Gibbs, that will do!

Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.

Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.

Gibbs: Aye, Lieutenant. It?s bad luck to have a woman on board, too? even a miniature one.

Young Elizabeth: I think it?d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves ? a short drop and a sudden stop.

Governor Swann: Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervor, but I?m, uh, I?m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.

Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann.

Young Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.

Governor Swann: Yes. That?s what concerns me.

Young Elizabeth: Look! A boy! There?s a boy in the water!

Norrington: Man overboard! Man the ropes. Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. He?s still breathing.

Gibbs: Mary, Mother of God!

Governor Swann: What happened here?

Norrington: It?s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.

Gibbs: A lot of good it did them. Everyone?s thinking it. I?m just saying it. Pirates.

Governor Swann: There?s no proof of that. It was probably an accident.

Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats.

Sailor: Heave to!

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, I want you to accompany the boy. He?ll be in your charge. Take care of him.

Young Will: Ahh!

Young Elizabeth: It?s ok. My name?s Elizabeth Swann.

Young Will: W-W-Will Turner.

Young Elizabeth: I?m watching over you, Will. You?re a p-pirate.

Norrington: Has he said anything?

Young Elizabeth: His name is William Turner. That?s all I found out.

Norrington: Take him below.

Governor Swann: Elizabeth? Are you all right? Are you decent?

Elizabeth: Yes, yes!

Governor Swann:Ah, Still abed at this hour? It?s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you.

Elizabeth: Oh, it?s beautiful!

Governor Swann: Isn?t it?

Elizabeth: May I inquire as to the occasion?

Governor Swann: Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? Go on. Actually, I, um?I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.

Elizabeth: The ceremony?

Governor Swann: Captain Norrington ?s promotion ceremony.

Elizabeth: I knew it!

Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington, as he?s about to become! A fine gentleman, don?t you think? He fancies you, you know. Elizabeth? How?s it coming?

Elizabeth: It?s difficult to say.

Governor Swann: I?m told it?s the latest fashion in London

Elizabeth: Well, women in London must?ve learned not to breathe.

Servant: Milord, you have a visitor.

Governor Swann: Ah, Mr. Turner, good to see you again.

Will: Good day, sir. I have your order.

Governor Swann: Well.

Will: The blade is folded steel. That?s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may. Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade.

Governor Swann: Whoa! Impressive. Very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master. Hmm?

Will: I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.

Governor Swann: Oh, Elizabeth, you look absolutely stunning.

Elizabeth: Will! It?s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.

Will: About me?

Governor Swann: Yes, well, is that entirely proper for you to??

Elizabeth: About the day we met, do you remember?

Will: How could I forget, Miss Swann?

Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?

Will: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.

Governor Swann: There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going. There you are.

Elizabeth: Good day, Mr. Turner.

Governor Swann: Come along.

Will: Good day? ? Elizabeth.

Harbormaster: What ? hey. Hold up, there, you. It?s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name.

Jack: What d?ye say to three shillings? and we forget the name?

Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms!

Murtogg: This dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack: I?m terribly sorry. I didn?t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. Apparently there?s some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

Jack: It?s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that ahh? a ship like that makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there?s no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack: I?ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast ? nigh un-catchable?the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Ha! Well?there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy:  No, no it?s not.

Murtogg: Yes, it is, I?ve seen it.

Mullroy: You?ve seen it?

Murtogg: Yes.

Mullroy: You haven?t seen it.

Murtogg: Yes, I have.

Mullroy: You?ve seen a ship with black sails, that?s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: No.

Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that?s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn?t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you?re saying?

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: Like I said, there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor?

Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.

Mullroy: You don?t have permission to be aboard there, mate.

Jack : I?m sorry, it?s just - it?s such a pretty boat. Ship.

Murtogg: What?s your name?

Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.

Mullroy: What?s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?

Murtogg: Yeah. And no lies.

Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga,  raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

Murtogg: I said no lies!

Mullroy: I think he?s telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn?t have told us.

Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn?t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Norrington: May I have a moment? Uh, you look lovely, Elizabeth. I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I? must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh? a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: I can?t breathe.

Norrington: Yes, I? I?m a bit nervous myself.

Jack: ?then they made me their chief.

Norrington: Elizabeth? Elizabeth!

Gillette: The rocks! Sir, it?s a miracle she missed them.

Jack: Will you be saving her then?

Mullroy: I can?t swim.

Jack: Pride of the King?s Navy you are. Do not lose these.

Murtogg: What was that? Ooh, I got her, not breathing!

Jack: Move!

Mullroy: Never would?ve thought of that.

Jack: Clearly you?ve never been to Singapore. Where did you get that?

Norrington: On your feet.

Governor Swann: Elizabeth. Are you all right?

Elizabeth: Yes, I?m fine.

Governor Swann: Shoot him!

Elizabeth: Father! Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer? 

Norrington: I believe thanks are in order. Had a brush with the East India Trading company, did we? pirate?

Governor Swann: Hang him.

Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons. Well, well? Jack Sparrow, isn?t it?

Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.

Norrington: Well, I don?t see your ship?Captain.

Jack: I?m in the market? as it were.

Murtogg: He said he?d come to commandeer one.

Mullroy: Told ya he was telling the truth. These are his, sir.

Norrington: No additional shots nor powder, a compass that doesn?t point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I?ve ever heard of.

Jack: But you have heard of me.

Elizabeth: Commodore, I really must protest.

Norrington: Carefully, Lieutenant.

Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.

Jack: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Norrington: Indeed.

Jack: Finally.

Governor Swann: No, No! Don?t shoot!

Jack: I knew you?d warm up to me. Commodore Norrington, my effects, please, and my hat. Commodore! Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth isn?t it?

Elizabeth: It?s Miss Swann.

Jack: Miss Swann, if you?d be so kind. Come, come, dear. We don?t have all day. Now if you?d be very kind. Easy on the goods, darling.

Elizabeth: You?re despicable.

Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I save your life, you saved mine, we?re square. Gentlemen, m?lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! Whoa!

Governor Swann: Now, will you shoot him?

Jack: Ahhh!

Norrington: Open fire! On his heels. Gillette , Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

Soldier: Search upstairs. Look lively, men.

Jack : Whoa!  

Will : Right where I left you. Not where I left you. You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.

Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Jack : Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me? Do you think this wise, boy ? crossing blades with a pirate?

Will : You threatened Miss Swann .

Jack : Only a little. You know what you?re doing. I?ll give you that. Excellent form. But how?s your footwork? If I step here; very good. Now I step again. Ta. That is a wonderful trick? except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon??????. Who makes all these?

Will : I do! And I practice with them? three hours a day!

Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will : I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Jack: Ah

Will : ?You cheated!

Jack : Pirate! ..Move away.

Will: No.

Jack : Please move.

Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.

Jack : This shot is not meant for you.

Soldier: There he is. Over here.

Norrington: Excellent work, Mr. Brown . You?ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.

Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.

Norrington: Well, I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.

Prisoners: Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on 

Jack : You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.

Prisoner: Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.

Estrella: There you go, Miss. It was a difficult day for you, I?m sure.

Elizabeth : I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit, I wasn?t entirely prepared for it.

Estrella: Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate. Sounds terrifying.

Elizabeth : Oh, yes, it was terrifying.

Estrella: But the Commodore proposed. Fancy that. Now, that?s a smart match, Miss, if it?s not too bold to say.

Elizabeth : It is a smart match. He?s a fine man; he?s what any woman should dream of marrying.

Estrella: Well, that Will Turner