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You can and do insult people in elvish (or Khuzdul or rohan.....)

You can qoute whole scenes (or more likely whole movies but...)

You want a sword or have one (or four thats me!!) so you can act out whole fight scenes or maybe you have a bow... orc snipeing should be a sport.... (ohh yeah it should) except of course your parents wont let you have one (what do you need a sword for, you have an antique one...but mom I want a broadsword with gold filigree and preferably Viggo used it) sorry, I feel better now though Thanks for letting me rant

You spend hours watching movies and special features and your parents think you are insane, or maybe they watch it too!

You know the exact day (or hour) count down at least a month before it comes out!! Well okay its like six monthes before for me but....

You have a sign on your door that says There is evil here that DOES sleep and if you disturb it it gets real evil real fast!

You watch a whole series in a row (All 3 LotRs, Harry Potters, both....)

You see any movie that has a LotR Charachter in it (Hidalgo, PotC, Kingdom of Heaven, etc..)

Your e-mail/Im has something to do with LotR

Your friends get really annoyed when you start talking about LotR because you won't shut up.

When asked what you would like for breakfast you respond sausage, tomato, nice crispy bacon.

When you hear about mortor attack in Iraq, you think you heard Mordor attack.

You refer to anything special as 'preciousss'

You have used the phrase "that still only counts as one" or "I guess this concludes negotiations" in daily conversation

You ad 'es' on the end of many words sub conciously. like photoses os bookses

You have been tempted to hit people with staves or sharp pointy objects

You have attemted to build a hobbit hole

You speak with a hobbit accent unententionally

You read these and think thats so me or it is a really good idea.

20 Annoying Things to Do at LOTR:Return of the King For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater...

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT ck PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"  

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around  looking terribly confused.

made by:Darkspirit_23

Okay I have... A GAME!! Heres how it goes. Find a qoute and insert the word Cheesepuff (see oh the randomness for cheesepuff history) in a strategic spot so that the quote is funny. E-mail them to Aathilay@fastmail.fm. Okay here we go

"You shall be the fellowship of the cheesepuff!"

"Gondor has no cheesepuffs. Gondor needs no cheesepuffs"

"It comes in cheesepuffs?"

"I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a cheesepuff" From Amanda

"Never toss a cheesepuff!"

"I see it in the cheesepuff"

"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to fetch you a cheesepuff?"