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The Two Towers

Gandalf:

You cannot pass!

Frodo:

Gandalf!

Gandalf:

I'm the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow! The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Ud��YOU… SHALL NOT... PASS!!!

Boromir:

No! Frodo!

Frodo:

Gandalf!

Gandalf:

Fly you fools!

Frodo:

Nooooooooo! Gandalf!

Sam:

What is it, Mr. Frodo?

Frodo:

Nothing. Just a dream.

Sam:

Mordor. The one place in Middle Earth we don't want to see any closer. It's the one place we are trying to get to. It's just where we cant get. Let's face it Mr. Frodo. We're lost. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.

Frodo:

He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam. But they did.

Sam:

Mr. Frodo? It's the Ring isn't it?

Frodo:

It's getting heavier. What food have we got left?

Sam:

Well, let me see. Oh yes, lovely. Lembas bread. And look! More lembas bread. I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this elvish stuff is not bad.

Frodo:

Nothing ever dampens your spirits does it Sam?

Sam:

Those rainclouds might. This looks strangely familiar.

Frodo:

That's because we've been here before! We’re going in circles!

Sam:

Ah! What's that 'orrid stink? I'll warrant there's a nasty bog nearby. Can you smell it?

Frodo:

Yes, I can smell it. We’re not alone.

Gollum:

The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves! Wheeere isssit? Wheeere isssit? They stole it from us. My preciousssss. Curse them! We hates them. It's ours, it is, and we wants it!

Frodo:

Ahh!

Sam:

Ah!

Frodo:

This is Sting. You've seen it before, haven't you... Gollum! Release him or I'll cut your throat!

Gollum:

eeaahhrgh! It burns! It burns us! It freezes! Nasty elves twisting it!

Sam:

Quiet you! It's hopeless! Every Orc in Mordor will hear this racket! Let's tie him up and leave him!

Gollum:

No! Thats will kill us, kill us!

Sam:

It's no more than you deserve!

Frodo:

Maybe he does deserve to die. Now that I've seen him, I do pity him.

Gollum:

We be nice to them, if they be nice to us. Take it off us. We swears to do what you wants. We swears! wahh!

Frodo:

There is no promise you can make that I can trust.

Gollum:

We swears to serve the master of the precioussss. We swears on, on the precioussss! Gollum Gollum

Frodo:

The Ring is treacherous. It will hold you to your word.

Gollum:

Yes... on the preciouss... on the preciousss.

Sam:

I don't believe you! Get down! Get down!

Frodo:

Sam!

Sam:

He is trying to trick us! We let him go, he'll throttle us into our sleep!

Frodo:

You know the way to Mordor?

Gollum:

Yes.

Frodo:

You've been there before?

Gollum:

Yes.

Frodo:

You will lead us to the Black Gate.

Pippin:

Merry! Merry!

Ugl��

What is it? What do you smell?

Ma��:

Man-flesh.

Pippin:

Aragorn!

Ugl��

They've picked up our trail! Let's go!

Aragorn:

Their pace is quicked. They must have caught our scent. Hurry!

Legolas:

Come on Gimli!

Gimli:

Three day's and night's pursuit... No food... no rest... and no sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell.

Aragorn:

Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.

Legolas:

They may yet be alive.

Aragorn:

Less than a day ahead of us, come!

Legolas:

Come Gimli! We are gaining on them.

Gimli:

I’m wasted on cross-country We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

Aragorn:

Rohan, home of the horse-lords. There's something strange at work here. Some evil gives speed to these creatures. Sets its will against us. Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?

Legolas:

The Uruks turn Northeast. They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Aragorn:

Saruman.

Saruman:

The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers? Together, Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-Earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machinery of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the Orc. We have only to remove those who oppose us. The horsemen have taken your lands. They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living of rocks.

Crowd:

Murderers! Yah!!

Saruman:

Take back the lands they stole from you. Burn every village!

It will begin in the Rohan. Too long have these peasants stood against you. But no more.

Mother:

Eothain, Eothain you take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.

Freda:

But Papa says Eothain must not ride Gerolt. He's too big for him!

Mother:

Listen to me! You must ride to Edoras and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?

Eothain:

Yes mama.

Freda:

I don't wanna leave! I don't wanna go!

Mother:

Freda, Listen to me. I will find you there.

Quickly!

Go, child.

Saruman:

Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.

ɯwyn:

Th鯤red!

ɯwyn:

Your son is badly wounded, my lord.

ɯmer:

He was ambushed by Orcs. If we don't defend our country, Saruman will take it by force.

Grima:

That is a lie! Saruman the White has ever been our friend and ally.

Th鯤en:

Grima... Grima

ɯmer:

Orcs are roaming freely across our lands. Unchecked, unchallenged, killing at will. Orcs bearing the white hand of Saruman.

Grima:

Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can you not see? Your uncle is weary of your malcontent, your warmongering.

ɯmer:

Warmongering? How long has it been since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you would take a share of the treasure?

Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps.

Grima:

You see much, ɯmer son of ɯmund. Too much. You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan, under pain of death.

Gimli:

Keep breathing, that's the key! Breathe! Ho!

Legolas:

They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.

Baglor:

We ain't goin' no further till we've 'ad a breather.

Ugl��

Get a fire going!

Pippin:

Merry! Merry!

Merry:

I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

Pippin:

What's making that noise?

Merry:

It's the trees.

Pippin:

What?

 

Merry:

You remember the Old Forest? On the borders of Buckland? Folk used to say that there was something in the water that made the trees grow tall, and come alive.

Pippin:

Alive?

Merry:

Trees that could whisper, talk to each other, even move.

Baglor:

I'm starving. We ain't 'ad nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Roc:

Yeah! Why can't we have some meat?

What about them? They're freshshsh!

Ugl��

They are not for eating!

Grishn᫨:

What about their legs? They don't need those. Ooh! They look tasty!

Ugl��

Get back!

Roc:

Just a mouthful?

Ugl��

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys! Rarr! uhh! etc.

Merry:

Pippin, let's go!

Grishn᫨:

Go? Call for help. Squeal! No-one's gonna save you now!

Merry:

Pippin!

Pippin:

Ahh!

Legolas:

A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night.

Aragorn:

Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark?

ɯmer:

What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!

Gimli:

Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.

ɯmer:

I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

Legolas:

You would die before your stroke fell!

Aragorn:

I'm Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, and Legolas, from the Woodland realm. We are friends of Rohan and of Th鯤en, your King.

ɯmer:

Th鯤en no longer recognizes friend from foe.

Not even his own kin.

Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over this land. My company are those loyal to Rohan. And for that, we are banished. The White Wizard is cunning. He walks here and there they say, as an old man, hooded and cloaked. And everywhere his spies slip past our nets.

Aragorn:

We are no spies. We track a party of Uruk-Hai westward across the plain. They have taken two of our friends captive.

ɯmer:

The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them during the night.

Gimli:

But there were two Hobbits, did you see two Hobbits with them?

Aragorn:

They would be small, only children to your eyes.

ɯmer:

We left none alive. We piled the carcasses and burned them.

Gimli:

Dead?

ɯmer:

I am sorry. Hasufel! Arod!

May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters. Farewell. Look for your friends, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.

We ride north!

Gimli:

It’s one of their wee belts.

Legolas:

Hiro hyn h ab 'wanath.

[May they find peace after death.]

Aragorn:

AAAHHH!!!

Gimli:

We failed them.

Aragorn:

A Hobbit lay here... and the other. They crawled.

Their hands were bound.

Their bonds were cut. They ran over here... they were followed.

Pippin:

The belt!

Run!

Aragorn:

The tracks lead away from the battle, into Fangorn Forest.

Gimli:

Fangorn! What madness drove them in there?

Pippin:

Did we lose him? I think we lost him.

Grishn᫨:

I'm gonna rip out your filthy little innards! Come ‘ere!

Merry:

Trees! Climb a tree!

He's gone.

Pippin:

Merry! Ah! Ahhh!

Grishn᫨:

Let’s put a maggot-hole in your belly.

Pippin:

Run, Merry!

Treebeard:

Little Orcs, burarum!

Pippin:

It's talking Merry. The tree is talking.

Treebeard:

Tree? I am no tree! I am an Ent.

Merry:

A Treeherder! A shepherd of the forest.

Pippin:

Don't talk to it Merry. Don't encourage it.

Treebeard:

Treebeard some call me.

Pippin:

And whose side are you on?

Treebeard:

Side? I am on nobody's side. Because nobody is on my side, little Orc. Nobody cares for the woods anymore.

Merry:

We’re not Orcs. We’re Hobbits!

Treebeard:

Hobbits? Never heard of a Hobbit before. Sounds like Orc mischief to me. They come with fire, they come with axes. Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers. Curse them!

Merry:

No! You don't understand. We are Hobbits, Halflings. Shirefolk!

Treebeard:

Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The White Wizard will know.

Pippin:

The White Wizard?

Merry:

Saruman!

Gollum:

See, see, we've led you out! Hurry, hobbitses, hurry! Very lucky we find you. Nice hobbit.

Sam:

Whoa! It's a bog! He's led us into a swamp!

Gollum:

Swamp, yes, yes. Come master. We will take you on safe paths, through the mist. Come Hobbits, come. Real quickly. I found it, I did. The way through the marshes. Orcs don't use it. Orcs don't know it. They go round, for miles and miles. Come quickly. Swift and quick as shadows we must be.

Sam:

There are dead things! Dead faces in the water!

Gollum:

All dead. All rotten. Elves and men and Orcses. A great battle long ago. The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes! That is the name. This way. Don't follow the lights.

Sam:

Ohh!

Gollum:

Careful now! Or hobbits go down to join the dead ones, and light little candles of their own. [Frodo continues

Sam:

Frodo!

Frodo:

Gollum?

Gollum:

Don't follow the lights!

Frodo:

Gollum?

Sam:

Frodo! are you alright?

Gollum:

So bright, so beautiful. Ah precioussss.

Frodo:

What did you say?

Gollum:

Master should be resting. Master need to keep up his strength.

Frodo:

Who are you?

Gollum:

Mustn't ask us, not its business. Gollum, Gollum.

Frodo:

Gandalf told me you were one of the River Folk.

Gollum:

Cold be heart and hand and bone cold be travelers far from home.

Frodo:

He said your life was a sad story.

Gollum:

They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.

Frodo:

You were not so different from a Hobbit once, were you... Sm顧ol?

Gollum:

What did you call me?

Frodo:

That was your name once, wasn't it? A long time ago.

Gollum:

My... My name... Sm顧ol. Ahh! ee! Wahh!

Sam:

Black Riders!

Gollum:

Hide! Hide!

Sam:

C'mon Frodo, C'mon!

Gollum:

They will see us! They will see us.

Sam:

I thought they were dead!

Gollum:

Dead? No, you cannot kill them. No. Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!

They are calling for it. They are calling for the preciousssss.

Sam:

It's alright.

Gollum:

Hurry, hobbits. The Black Gate is very close.

Gimli:

Orc blood!

Aragorn:

These are strange tracks.

Gimli:

The air is so close in here.

Legolas:

This forest is old. Very old. Full of memories...and anger. The trees are speaking to each other.

Aragorn:

Gimli!

Gimli:

Huh?

Aragorn:

Lower your axe.

Gimli:

Oh!

Legolas:

Aragorn, nad no ennas!

[Something is out there!]

Aragorn:

Man cenich?

[What do you see?]

Legolas:

The White Wizard approaches.

Aragorn:

Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us! We must be quick.

Wizard:

You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits

Aragorn:

Where are they?

Wizard:

They passed this way the day before yesterday. They met someone they did not expect. Does that comfort you?

Aragorn:

Who are you? Show yourself!

Aragorn:

It cannot be! You fell!

Gandalf:

Through fire, and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth.

Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me. I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. Ahh! I've been sent back until my task is done.

Aragorn:

Gandalf.

Gandalf:

Gandalf? Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.

Gimli:

Gandalf!

Gandalf:

I am Gandalf the White now. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

One stage of your journey is over, another begins. War has come to Rohan. We must ride to Edoras with all speed.

Legolas:

That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.

Gandalf:

Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and he's been my friend through many dangers.

Treebeard:

My home lies deep in the forest, near the roots of the mountains. I told Gandalf I would keep you safe and safe is where I'll keep you. The trees have grown wild and dangerous. Anger is in their hearts. They will harm you if they can. There are too few of us now. Too few of us Ents left to manage them.

Gollum:

The Black Gate of Mordor.

Sam:

Save us... My old Gaffer would have a thing or two to say if he saw us now.

Gollum:

Master says to show him the way into Mordor so good Sm顧ol does. Master said so.

Frodo:

I did.

Sam:

We can’t get past them.

Look! The gate, it's opening! I can see a way down.

Frodo:

Sam! No!

Sam:

Ah!!

Gollum:

Master!

Frodo:

I do not ask you to come with me, Sam.

Sam:

I know, Mr. Frodo. I doubt even these elvish cloaks will hide us in there.

Frodo:

Now!

Gollum:

No! No! No master! They catch you! They catch you. Don't take it to Him. He wants the precioussss. Always he's looking for it. And the preciousss is wanting to go back to him, but we musn't let him have it.

No! There is another way. More secret, a dark way.

Sam:

Why haven't you spoken of this before?!

Gollum:

Because master did not ask!

Sam:

He is up to something.

Frodo:

Are you saying that there is another way to Mordor?

Gollum:

Yes. There is a path, and some stairs and then tunnel. eh!

Frodo:

He has led us this far, Sam.

Sam:

Mr. Frodo, no!

Frodo:

He's been true to his word.

Sam:

No!

Frodo:

Lead the way, Sm顧ol.

Gollum:

Good Sm顧ol always helps.

Gandalf:

Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Th鯤en, King of Rohan,

whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Th鯤en is now very strong.

ɯwyn:

My lord, your son he is dead. My lord? Uncle? Will you not go to him?

Will you do nothing?

Gandalf:

Be careful what you say. Do not look for welcome here.

Grima:

Ohh he, he must have died ss-sometime in the night. What a tragedy for the king to lose his only son and heir. I understand... his passing is hard to accept, especially now that your brother has deserted you.

ɯwyn:

Leave me alone, snake!

Grima:

Oh, but you are alone. Who knows what you've spoken to the darkness, in the bitter watches of the night, When all your life seems to shrink. The walls of your bower closing in about you. A hushed, tremmelsome, wild thing.

So fair, so cold, like a morning with pale spring still clinging to winter's chill.

ɯwyn:

Your words are poison!

Gimli:

You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.

Gandalf:

Ah.

 

Hama:

I cannot allow you before Th鯤en-king so armed, Gandalf Grayhame... By order of - Grima Wormtongue.

Your staff.

Gandalf:

Hmm? Mm. Oh. You would not part an old man from his - walking stick.

 

Grima:

My Lord. Gandalf the Grey is coming. He is a herald of woe.

Gandalf:

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, Th鯤en-King.

Grima:

He's not welcome.

Th鯤en:

Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?

Grima:

A just question, my liege.

Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. Lathspell I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.

Gandalf:

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!

Grima:

His staff...

I told you to take the wizard's staff!

Gandalf:

Th鯤en, Son of Thengel. Too long have you sat in the shadows.

Gimli:

I would stay still if I were you!

Gandalf:

Hearken to me! I release you from the spell.

Th鯤en:

Hahahahahahahaha! You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey. Haha! Ah!!

Gandalf

I shall draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.

Aragorn:

Wait.

Th鯤en:

If I go, Th鯤en dies.

Gandalf:

You will not kill me, you will not kill him.

Th鯤en:

Ah! Rohan is mine! Ahh!

Gandalf:

Be gone!

Th鯤en:

Oh! I know your face.

ɯwyn... ɯwyn. Gandalf?

Gandalf:

Breathe the free air again, my friend.

Th鯤en:

Dark have been my dreams of late.

Gandalf:

Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your sword.

Grima:

Ah! I've only... ever... served you my lord

Th鯤en:

Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!

Grima:

Send me not from your side!

Aragorn:

No my lord! No my lord! Let him go. Enough blood has been spilled on his account.

Grima:

Get out of my way!

Hama:

Hail, Th鯤en, King!

Th鯤en:

Where is Th鯤red? Where is my son?

Simbelmyn뮠Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see the last days of my house.

Gandalf:

Th鯤red's death was not of your making.

Th鯤en:

No parent should have to bury their child.

Gandalf:

He was strong in life. His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers. Westu hᬮ Fer��Th鯤red, fer��[Be thou well go thou, Theodred, Go      thou.]

ɯwyn:

They had no warning. They were unarmed. Now the wildmen are moving through the westfold, burning as they go. Rick, cot and tree.

Freda

Where's momma?

ɯwyn:

Shh.

Gandalf:

This is but a taste of the terror that Saruman will unleash. All the more potent for he is driven mad by fear of Sauron. Ride out and meet him head on. Draw him away from your women and children. You must fight.

Aragorn:

You have 2000 good men riding north as we speak. ɯmer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king.

Th鯤en:

They will be three hundred leagues from here by now. ɯmer cannot help us. I know what it is you want of me. But I will not bring further death to my people. I will not risk open war.

Aragorn:

Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.

Th鯤en:

When last I looked, Th鯤en, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.

Gandalf:

Then what is the king's decision?

Hama:

By order of the king, the city must empty. We make for the refuge of Helm's Deep. Do not burden yourself with treasures. Take only what provisions you need.

Gimli:

Helm's Deep! They flee to the mountains when they should stand and fight. Who will defend them if not their king?

Aragorn:

He is only doing what he thinks is best for his people. Helm's Deep has saved them in the past.

Gandalf:

There is no way out of that of ravine. Th鯤en is walking into a trap. He thinks he is leading them to safety but what he'll get is a massacre. Th鯤en has a strong will but I fear for him. I fear for the survival of Rohan. He will need you before the end, Aragorn. The people of Rohan will need you. The defences have to hold.

Aragorn:

They will hold.

Gandalf:

The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me. Three hundred lives of men have I walked this earth and now, I have no time. With luck my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light of the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

Aragorn:

Go.

You’ve some skill with the blade.

ɯwyn:

The women of this country learned long ago that those without swords may still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.

Aragorn:

What do you fear my lady?

ɯwyn:

A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them. And all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.

Aragorn:

You are a daughter of kings. A shieldmaiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate.

Grima:

Th鯤en will not stay at Edoras. It is vulnerable. He knows this. He will expect an attack on the city. They will flee to Helm's Deep, the great fortress of Rohan. It is a dangerous road to take through the mountains. It will be slow. They will have women and children with them.

Saruman:

Send out your warg riders.

Sam:

Hey Stinker! Don't go getting too far ahead!

Frodo:

Why do you do that?

Sam:

What?

Frodo:

Call him names? Run him down all the time.

Sam:

Because. 'Cause that's what he is, Mr. Frodo. There's naught left in 'im but lies and deceit. It's the Ring he wants. It's all he cares about.

Frodo:

You have no idea what it did to him. What it's still doing to him. I want to help him Sam.

Sam:

Why?

Frodo:

Because I have to believe he could come back.

Sam:

You can't save him, Mr. Frodo.

Frodo:

What do you know about it? Nothing!

 I'm sorry Sam. I don't know why I said that.

Sam:

I do. It's the Ring. You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you. You're not eating. You barely sleep. It's taking a hold of you Mr Frodo. You have to fight it!

Frodo:

I know what I have to do Sam. The Ring was entrusted to ME!

It's my task! Mine! My own!

Sam:

Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?

Gollum:

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, falssse!

Sm顧ol:

No! Not! Master!

Gollum:

Yess. Preciousss false. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!

Sm顧ol:

Master's my friend.

Gollum:

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

Sm顧ol:

Not listening. Not listening.

Gollum:

You?re a liar, and a thief.

Sm顧ol:

No.

Gollum:

Murderer!

Sm顧ol:

Go away.

Gollum:

Go away?! Ahahhaa!

Sm顧ol:

I hate you, I hate you.

Gollum:

Where would you be without me? Gollum. Gollum. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me.

Sm顧ol:

Not anymore.

Gollum:

What did you say?

Sm顧ol:

Master looks after us now. We don't need you.

Gollum:

What?

Sm顧ol:

Leave now and never come back.

Gollum:

No!

Sm顧ol:

Leave now and never come back!

Gollum:

Ahh!

Sm顧ol:

LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!

Sm顧ol:

We told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, Sm顧ol is free!

Look! Look! See what Sm顧ol finds! Ehehe! Hohohhooo! They are young! They are tender, they are nice. Yes they are! Eat them. Eat them.

Sam:

Make him sick you will, behaving like that. There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.

Sm顧ol:

Argh!! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!

Sam:

What's to ruin? There's hardly any meat on them. What we need it a few good taters.

Sm顧ol:

What's taters, Preciousss? What's taters? Huh?

Sam:

Po-ta-toes!! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

Sm顧ol:

Phthh!

Sam:

Even you couldn't say no to that.

Sm顧ol:

Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!

Sam:

You're hopeless.

Mr Frodo?

Who are they?

Sm顧ol:

Wicked men, servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. He will soon be ready.

Sam:

Ready to do what?

Sm顧ol:

To make His war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow.

Frodo:

We've got to get moving. C'mon Sam.

Sam:

Mr. Frodo! Look! It's an Oliphant! No one at home will believe this.

Frodo:

Sm顧ol?

We've lingered here too long. C'mon Sam!

Sam:

Oye!

Faramir:

Bind their hands.

Gimli:

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for dwarf men.

Aragorn:

            It's the beards.

ɯwyn:

            sh!

Gimli:

And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women. And the dwarves just, spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous. Whoa!

It's alright! It's alright. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate.

Arwen

The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane. It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart. Go to sleep.

Aragorn:

I am asleep. This is a dream.

Arwen:

Then it is a good dream. Sleep.

Aragorn:

Minl��dich nin, i aur hen telitha. [You told me once, this day would come.]

Arwen:

ڠi vethed...n⠩ onnad. Boe bedich go Frodo. Han b⤠l

[This is not the end. It is the beginning. You must go with Frodo. That is your path.]

Aragorn:

Dolen i v⤠o nin.

[My path is hidden from me.]

Arwen: